You say I wear my heart on my sleeve,
that I always love a little too much and a little too hard.
That’s why I get hurt so often, you say.
In my head, I vehemently disagree,
but when I am sitting with you,
I nod.
I have learnt that disagreeing
is the shortest route to resentment,
and I don’t want to hate you anymore than I already do.
My therapist says that I learnt staying quiet
during the years I spent at home with my parents
struggling to disappoint them less and please them more,
training myself—
to nod, say yes, practice, perform, outperform, win—
until I couldn’t do it anymore.
The first time I failed a test,
my father didn’t talk to me for three weeks,
and my mother looked at me
like I had just handed her a death sentence.
So I started focusing on being good
at everything they hated,
and being the absolute worst
at everything they wanted me to accomplish.
You see the pattern here, don’t you?
Each time I disagree, disobey, disappoint,
someone explodes.
And baby, I am so tired of cleaning up someone else’s mess.
So I would rather listen to you go on and on and on
about how you have got me all figured out,
and nod,
while I think about the best sex I have ever had
(and it wasn’t with you)
instead of saying “fuck off”.
You see the pattern here, don’t you?
After all, you have got me all figured out
after three dates and mediocre sex (twice)!
You should,
because I (“the girl who falls in love
every time someone is nice to her”) do.
So when you call me the next time,
asking for a fourth date,
I will cut the call, and block your number.
And trust me, baby,
you will see me flip you off
from your fancy flat in Hauz Khas or wherever,
and you could clean up your own mess,
afterwards.
– D